Long Time No Blog.

Hola!  It's been a long while since I've blogged and I have a number of memories I'd like to share (any complaints regarding delays in updates to my blog should be directed to Daddy).

In February, I hit the ripe old age of two and decided to celebrate in style -- cupcake party at the local park.  My wonderful family and great friends were there to celebrate with me.  I also had a piñata.  With candy.  Mmmmm, caaaannnnnddddyyyy.

My buddy Braeden was there to celebrate.  High five, dude.

Candy, candy everywhere, but where do I keep it?

In my pockets, eh?  The Dex likey.

It's my party and I'll walk alone in a deserted field miles away from my guests if I want to.

The spring was complete with a trip to one of my favorite spots for running around: the San Diego Zoo.

What the heck do you mean, why am I so scared?!  This so-called "panda" hasn't blinked for 10 minutes!

Planking Dex.

Fell asleep mid apple consumption.  Woke up an hour later and continued chewing.  Eww.

My relationship with Lola the Kitty is, well, complicated, to say the least.  To me, she's the center of the universe and the love of my life.  To her, I'm straight up annoying (in her defense, she's a cat).  In other words, we're best buds 4 life.

We're hunting wabbits.

Lola had a mishap with the groomer and she ended up wearing a cone for a couple weeks (Momma and Dadda insist on shaving her like a lion -- I blame them).  I've never been so concerned in my short life.  I'd like to think my tender loving care nursed Lola back to health.  Lola would contend that I remain annoying.

I wuv you Lola.

Why are you hitting me?!

Buying Lola's affection with treats.  The Dex is not above bribery.  

Easter came and went, although I was thrilled to have had my first Easter egg hunt.  I was more thrilled to have eaten a metric ton of candy.

Behold, the blue egg!

The Dex's minions are instructed to hold his Easter egg basket.

My Nona got me this sick chair for Easter.  Time to kick back and relax these tootsies.

Same plastic eggs my Daddy searched for as a kid.  My grandparents are hoarders!

Summer is finally here, which means fun in the sun and, more importantly, I can FINALLY show off my beach bod.

New trunks + incredible buffness + insanely white bod = happy female population

Yes, Momma, I do in fact need sunscreen on my tongue. Duhhh.

This pool is INSANE!

Do you know whether this chair reclines?

I'm sorry, but Lola said WHAT about me?!

Bestest Momma in the world.

Real men wear robes.  Anyone seen my smoking pipe?

The train, the train!

I'm blogged out.  Until next time.  Dex go night-night.